Saturday, August 15, 2020

A Y Poyoo "Edey Make Sense" Song Is A Banger- The Media

A Y Poyoo Song "Edey Make Sense" Is A Banger And Everyone Should Stream It on All Musical Platforms 

A Y Poyoo "Edey Make Sense" Song Is A Banger- The Media

A Y Poyoo Song "Edey Make Sense" Is A Banger And Everyone Should Stream It on All Musical Platforms 

The Cheap Guest House - The Media (Ojays Stories)

I remember when I got my first pay it was ₵50…I used some to buy things for my parents and I decided to spend the rest (₵15) with my girl.

Wei na me se me kɔ pɛ guesthouse bi ne me girl akɔ da mu……na me pɛ guesthouse a omo bɛ gye a day ₵5.

Me nante from Suame to Tanoso m’anya guesthouse biaa saaa.

Me duru Abuakwa na rastaman bi kyerɛɛ me baako bi.

Me kɔ hwɛɛ yɛ ɛna me frɛɛ me girl no sɛ ɔnbra.

Me girl no baa yɛ no na me ne no kɔ gyee room baako.

Me bie room no aa, na me huu sɛ akura baako ne ne girl ɛyɛ french kissing…

I was like,”Eiii nti nkura nso gye guesthouse.”

Ɛhɔ na me maa omo maa me room foforɔ.

Me ne me girl wuraa danmu hɔ nom no na yɛstarti sɛ yɛɛ yɛ romance.

Ɛhɔ aa na yɛ heati yɛ worɔworɔ yɛnho….

M’aworɔ me ho nyinaa ɛna me da me girl no so….

Yɛɛ yɛ romance no aa na me girl no de ne nsa hyɛɛ me trumu…

I was like,”baby, yi wo nsa fri me trumu waii.”

She was like,”Ah! Menfaa mensa ɛnhyɛɛ wo trumu”

Nti wei na me de mensa hyɛɛ me to sɛ me hwɛ ade korɔ a ɛhyɛ hɔ.

Me de mensa hyɛɛ hɔ na mensa kɔ kaa adeɛ bi ………me hwɛɛ yɛ a, sɛɛ koterɛ(efiewura) na akɔhyɛ me trumu.

Jack ɛhɔ aa na me feelings nyinaa te kɔɔ yɛ.

I need a lawyer who go help me sue the guesthouse owner.

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Konongo Girls- The Media(Stories Of Ojay)

Charley I have stopped proposing to girls ooo.

Last time I was at Konongo Odumasi and I saw one fine girl bi wey I proposed to her….

Later that night she accepted so we started dating.

The next morning when I woke up I saw 10 missed calls from the girl.

I called her back and she was like,”wei deɛ kafra sɛ ma sɛe wonda….”

I was like,”Oh no problem….na deɛn nti na w’afrɛ frɛ me saa anopa tutuutu sei?”

She was like,”Hmmm asɛm aba oooo”

I asked, ”Asɛm bɛn?”

She was like,”this year me papa tɔɔ tech forms na afei na omo afa no nti me se anka sendi me momo 2000cedis na menfa ntua me papa admission waiii.”

I was like,”Eiii na wo papa w’adi sɛn aa afei na ɔbɛ kɔ tech…..na obi a ɛnnora yiaaaa na me hu wo no na wo bɛ gye me sika?”

She was like,”Bra gyai gyai wo kraaa w’ayɛ foforɔ no nti na menkaa me wɔfa deɛ no ɛnkaa ho….me wɔfa bi se ɔbɛ kɔ police yɛ pɛ sika akɔ tua protocol”

Ɛhɔ aa na cutti call no na me de no too blacklist ɛna me sesa me sim no.

At The Hospital - The Media(Stories Of Ojay)


I remember around 2013, I was experiencing some pain bi around my abdomen……ɛyɛ kakra no na me hwoa ɛhono.
Nti me de kɔɔ hospital….
Me duruu hɔ na omo checki me temperature ne me pressure ɛna me kɔ tena ase.
Ɛduru me so na me kɔɔ consulting room…me duru hɔ na doctor no bisa me sɛ deɛn na ɛha me.
Ɛna me kyerɛkyerɛ ne mu sɛ m’ayaase yɛ me ya ɛna me hwoa nso ahono.
Ɛhɔ a doctor no ka kyerɛ me sɛ menworɔ me nikka no na ɔnhwɛ me hwoa no.
Na me fɛre kakra cos na nurses ahoɔfɛfoɔ bi wɔ room hɔ…
But me de fɛreɛ ɛtoo nkyɛn ɛna me worɔ me nikka no na me de me hwoa no kyerɛ doctor no.
Me worɔ nikka no aa na nurse baako twee ne phone na ɔtwa me hwoa no selfie ɛna ɔde kɔ too instagram na ɔcaption no hashtag hwoabodo.
Afei deɛ doctor no de me hwoa no too ne nsam aa, na w’astarti ɛposa me hwoa no…na m’ani astarti ɛhanhan na m’ani ɛporo nsuo.
So I shouted I was like, ‘doctor wo pira me ooo’….
Nursefoɔ no mu baako was like,”Blaa, ka w’ano tum na ɔndiagnose wo.”
Nti doctor no posa me hwoa no wei yɛ no na ɔse me condition no ɛnyɛ nti ɔbɛ gye me ato hɔ.
Ɛna omo de me kɔ too ward….
Me da ward hɔ a na nurse nii baako baa me nkyɛn…ɔbaa yɛ a na ɔyii bandage de kyekyere me kɔn…
I was like,”maame nurse mepaakyɛw ɛnyɛ me kɔn na ɛyɛ me ya ooo”
The nurse was like,”krakye ɛnyɛ wo na wo bɛ kyerɛ me adwuma ooo…me wɔ nursing school na wo te kurabaso ɛto da me”
Wei na me yɛɛ lucky sɛɛ na doctor no ɛɛba ward hɔ…nti me huu no na me frɛɛ no na me ka deɛ asi kyerɛɛ no..
Ɛna doctor no frɛɛ nurse no back ɛna ɔka kyerɛ nurse no sɛ me me condition no yɛ different nti ɔnyi bandage no ɛnfri me kɔn na ɔnfa ɛnkyekyere me hwoa ɛnbɔ ɛnpa no mu.
Jack ɛhɔ a na me si frii bed no so dwane kɔɔ fie.
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Monday, August 10, 2020

I Have Been Signed To Talkative Muzik- Emg Waddon

The Media All Time Best Rapper Emg Waddon Have Been Signed To The Brand Talkative Muzik...The Brand Algi Rex Is Under...Let's wait For Greatness 

I Have Been Signed To Talkative Muzik- Emg Waddon

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Kayanival: A Vibrant Celebration of Arts and Youth Culture in Konongo

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